Ten Things You Probably Did Not Know About Rabbi David Adelson
1) He brought good coffee to the Holy City.
In 1994-95, he worked as a bartender/barista at Jerusalem’s Tmol Shilshom cafe, training the whole staff to make a perfect cappuccino.
2) He is married to a member of the DAR.
On her father’s side, Lynn can trace her ancestors in the US to before the Revolution. (Her mother’s side goes straight to Poland.)
3) He will eat any candy you offer him.
Including Harry Potter-themed sardine-flavored jellybeans.
4) He is grateful for all the cheeseburgers he ate back while he still had the chance.
That is, until his slippery slope to kashrut, vegetarian and now near-vegan eating.
5) He is the most unlikely, i.e. least flexible, yoga devotee.
He can’t touch his toes, but it does touch his soul.
6) He has a recurrent nightmare about being on the bima on Yom Kippur, eating a sandwich.
Note: not a cheeseburger.
7) He works checkout at the Park Slope Food Coop.
This takes him back to all the retail jobs of his youth: bike shop, toy store, drug store, book store…
8) He mercilessly tormented his younger sister.
When their parents popped out to the store, he told her they were NEVER COMING BACK. (It turned out okay; now they are close friends).
9) He still bears a scar on his chin from being hit by a projectile Fisher-Price garage.
In all honesty: he re-met the perpetrator of this assault twenty years later as a FELLOW RABBINICAL STUDENT.
10) He is grateful beyond words for his ten years at EET, and looking forward to many more.
Oh wait, you knew that.